More Star Wars.....

lol The Simpsons!






Epic Fail...... Poor Yoda....(Hey bubbles! It's yo man! lol AGH! Don't Kill me!)

Hello Mah Monkehs....

I Couldn't stop at one, nooooo there's just too many to make me laugh... so here, chew on those apples....





Vader Worked Hard for those funds!!!!! ....(I just Love how I randomly capitalize things, don'chu?)




Agreed...




You've been pwnd by the little green man!!!



You'll Pay with your life for attacking my.... ACORNS!!!!

(I was gonna put Nuts but for some reason that just didn't sound right....) :d



Totally....



Just for you Bubbles....

Star Wars Parody

Lol!!!!! Star Wars Rap, We got the death star..... Emperor and (Vader) : Not the east side (no it's not) Not the West side (No it's not) Not the North side (No It's not!) Not the south side (No it's not!) It's the Dark side... (You are correct...)



Found this thought it was funny and since this page contains MOSTLY Star Wars parodies thought it fit the category, lol enjoy mah monkehs.... enjoy.... XD

Star Wars! Duh duh duuuuh

Hahaahahaha ok i know this reallly shouldnt be that funny...but it appeals to my extremely immature side so whateva and run with it and giggle anyways...

The Procrastinator's Creed

1.I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2.I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3.I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4.I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5.I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6.I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7.I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesimally small, is not exactly zero.

8.If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9.I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10.I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11.I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12.I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13.I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14.I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two- Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

Transformers!

EEEEEEE!!!!!! YAYZ! That was the bestest movie ever made!!! I have to say, and this is sayin a lot, that it was even better than my all time fave Dragonheart. Yes. It was. If you haven't seen it yet, you may as well go and buy it cause you'll want to keep it and watch it over and over and over and... well... you get the picture.

New Post to Keep Us Alive ...

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... Ok, my work is done here. ... O.o

Speaking of Darth Vader.....

Have you ever wondered what the big red button on that panel on his chest does??? I wonder if it's like a self distruct. Or maybe it's the switch for his many mood swings.... whatever it may be, you can put your ideas here. I'm anxious to see them!


P.S. I hate it when I procrastinate going to sleep.....

Darth Vader = thebomb.com

;hgb;Duhbv;vf HGUHRehuhg,yugm,hjuky,hukigmjuygh,mu ..... Sorry... that was me banging my head on the keyboard from laughing so hard.... Give a shout out if you love V. man!!! Or.... don't... whataever's good for you.... Anyway, I love Darth Vader and so I have searched through the vast plains and mountains of a magical kingdom (a.k.a. the internet) and have found the most hilarious .... thing.... in existence. May your socks be rocked..... and good night.

(Khhoooooo...... Khhheeeeeee.....)

Ok all you good citizens of You-Know-Where-opolis. Its time to end this crazy debate of who is the best superhero and maybe supervillian. If you got to my blog i have created two Politrizing-Omnicient-Latherer-and Lobedishin Salinkmachine...(otherwise known as P.O.L.L.S.)
If you would please make your way to my blog and press the button to vote! O and be sure to reload the page if you dont see all two or three of them!!

A Procastination E-mail!!!

The Snooze Button==================What if life had a snooze button?It does.It is labeled procrastination.A snooze button simply allows you to stay where you are a littlewhile longer instead of getting up and going.That's exactly what procrastination is.There is a funny thing about sleeping after you hit the snoozebutton on an alarm clock; it seems like that sleep is moreprecious. Not only is it more precious, it seems like timespeeds up approximately three fold. Fifteen minutes becomesfive minutes, ten minutes seem like three minutes.Why do we hit the snooze button?Because we can.Imagine if you hit the lotto and you have to be there by 8 A.M.to pickup your check or it is forfeited; the alarm goes off andyou look at the clock and it is 7 A.M. No matter how sleepy youare, do you think you would even consider hitting the snoozebutton?Some people are just not good in math in school, but it seemslike those same people become math geniuses when it comes tocalculating the absolute latest time they can get up, get readyand make it to work or school, even with a foggy waking brain.In life the snooze button is not usually in minutes.We may know we need to go back to school and hit snooze for twoyears later.We may know we need to start exercising;we hit snooze for next year.We may know we want to travel and see some place in the world;we hit snooze for five years later.We may know we have an idea for a business; we hit snooze forten years later.The other thing about the snooze button is that you can hit itmore than once to get a longer delay of getting moving.Have you ever hit the snooze button while still sleep and didn'tremember hitting it?Have you ever meant to do something in your life and didn'trealize it had been so long since you were supposed to getstarted on it?The two hardest things about doing something is getting startedand getting finished.Beeeeeeeeeeeeep.This is your wakeup call.Get your finger off of that button.




This is what Mountain Wings sent me today in an e-mail. Funny how it fits perfectly in this blog. Even if it's NOT pro-procastination. lol!

SHH! I'm thinking!

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A little something a random friend of mine sent me in an e-mail a veeeeery long time ago. Enjoy.

El Presidente

All rise! The court's in session, the court's in session. Now, here come the judge. Your well-known and adored president! Bow down and be amazed.... by my total and flawless ... laziness. You would do well to learn from my ... inaction. Yeah... mild inspiration to keep the blog going. Read it and weep. Hey! I didn't say you could stop bowing yet!!! *whack!* And stay down! *nod*

well lets get on with it

Ok all rise and make ready for her most awesomest co-presidente since the birth of the universe... Heather Feather!
Ok so i havent posted in awhile and i decided to put up some awesome material to get this thing going. I been thinking about it for about 3 or 4 days so i figured to the time to be about right. OH! and i found out something of magnificent importance... in the Bible it says good things come to those that wait...so therefore! this club/association of the brilliant is now an association of the holy and sanctioned by God! Awesome huh? Take THAT you overachievers who obviously are leading an immoral life of doing things on time and such! Haha well on to business...
I know you all appreciate learning things about art so here goes...Guido Daniele. He is a magnificent artist dominating the art of painting hands and body art in general. He was also nominated for Hero of the Year by Discovery Channel. Since I know everyone who reads this has an attention span of like 10.5 seconds on a good day...On to the pretty pictures!!!!(which you proceed to stare at in extreme awe...) Cheetah....grrr
WAH! in yo' face
whoa....
Zebra black w/white stripes or white w/ black stripes? Who cares this looks awesome!
Toucan wow i love the beak!
Ok so thats all for this moment until i decide that another post shall proceed written by myself!!
Wise and Fabulous
Heather Feather

Funny and SO me.

The top one is just too kyoot and the bottom ones are just priceless... enjoy yall!

And Now Presenting

All stand rise and greet the most awesomoso co-president in the universe....*duh duh duuuuuuuuuuuh* Thank you thank you no really you shouldnt have...Lol anyways I just wanted to thank all those who have thought about applying for these positions. If you have wanted to and thought about it but keep putting it off...YOU'RE PERFECT! Honestly we need people to unite and show support for those that have a "fashionably late" sense about everything like parties, homework and feed that random pet thats been starving for weeks. Come on People!!! Lets show the world the beauty of procrastination...

Wise and Fabulous

Heather Feather

Applications People!

Come on! I need some back-up here people! Surely someone is interested! I'm running out of time and I need your help! I can't keep this living on my own here!

Offices

Wow, I get way too much joy out of making jokes into something big like this.... lol! *Ahem*
Now, about those positions.... I'm sure many of you younger people, like me, consider yourselves quite the procrastinator. And if you feel that this rare talent needs mentioning and if you feel that you are worthy, please feel free to apply for the following offices.

* Vice President
* Council Member
* Advisor
* Dean
* Secretary

You may place your applications in the form of a comment and I will read over them. Then I will put them off until tomorrow, when I will re-read them and then Heather and I will, after much consideration, determine who is best for each job.... You will then be invited, as members of the faculty, to post blogs under a subject appropriate for this blog or anything interesting that may have anything to do with procrastination and such laziness, and in some cases any random exciting event or even babbling. As I tend to do.....

(I think it would be fun for all youth who have blogs to participate, kind of like a random information station for fun and random things about your lives. That would make this a bit of a conference blog, where we all contribute to the conversation..... just for fun. And I'll shut my trap now, as I appear to have gotten off babbling again..... Anyway, enjoy!)