Annoying Questions...

1. When you lose something and they ask "Where was the last place you had it?" Well if i rememberedwhere it was ummmm I wouldnt be in this situation here huh, sparky?

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I
know where my watch is dude, where is yours?
Do I point at my mouth when I ask where the cafeteria is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire
room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change
the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too". Heck yes! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? Who has cake in their hands and just says "no, I'll put in a glass case to look at it."?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course
it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a movie, "Did you see that?". No,
loser, I paid $12 to come to the theatre and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement,then there must have been something before it....

8. When people say, "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing
anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus
come yet?". If the bus had already come, would I be standing here?

Well I thought it was incredibly funny so i hoped you laughed!!! Much loves


Friggy said...

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

lol this is my favorite and SO me... I hate it when people do that! Oh, and what is this? A post by Heater? What? lol

Heather Feather said...

lol i know i was quite stunned myself...the last thing i remember is drinking a bottle of water and then everything went white. Then I woke up and was staring at the computer screen...and my bottle of water was empty!!!! omw what was in that...?!0.o

Friggy said...

did you write these yourself?!

Heather Feather said...

i dont know...that was when the world was all white remember?? Man that water......XD

Anonymous said...

The funny thing about it it most of these are TRUE lol

Friggy said...

That is the funny thing isn't it. XD

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