Funny sayings

  1. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.
  2. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the moment. --Robert Benchley
  3. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
  4. A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking.
  5. Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
  6. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  7. Early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.
  8. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.--Charlie McCarthy
  9. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool.
  10. "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."-- E.V. Lucas
  11. The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.
  12. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
  13. A watched clock never boils.
  14. Time is money, money is the root of all evil, and knowledge is power. Therefore, procrastination is the key to world peace.
  15. Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW.
  16. Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
  17. There are a million ways to lose a work day, but not even a single way to get one back.--Tom DeMarco and Timothy Lister
  18. It is an undoubted truth, that the less one has to do, the less time one finds to do it in.--Earl of Chesterfield
  19. Someday is not a day of the week.
  20. The time to begin most things is ten years ago.--Mignon McLaughlin


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It is isn't it? And soooo me.... I'm like the queen of procrastination...

Heather Feather said...

lol i like the random early bird gets the worm ones...just because in my opinion who the heck wants to get up with my only incentive is to eat a worm???!!! lol never made any sense...

Friggy said...

lol I know right? XD

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just gotta add:

procrastinate now- don't put it off!
~ Ellen DeGeneres

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