Rabies? What?!

So... if someone is afraid of water... do they still call it hydrophobia???? I mean what's THAT all about....


When does it stop being partly cloudy and START being partly sunny???

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

Why is it that on a phone or calculator the number five has a little dot on it?

Is it legal to travel down a road in reverse, as long as your following the direction of the traffic?

Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why are the little Styrofoam pieces called peanuts?

When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

If parents say, "Never take candy from strangers" then why do we celebrate Halloween?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull a baby to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle on the ground?

In THAT case, why would you put the baby in a tree? I mean it's obviously dangerous seeing as how the next part of the song says they come falling down cradle and all.... I mean come on... sadistic much?

How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings?

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered mothers from Asian countries use? Toothpicks?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?


Whose cruel idea was it for the word “Lisp” to have a “S” in it?


Anonymous said...

LOL That's AMAZING, thanks for the laugh

Friggy said...

lol quite welcome! ;D

Heather Feather said...

lol my favorites the mime one...it makes meh smile XD

Friggy said...

Oh I know omg!!! lol I laughed hard-core at that one...

Jeepney said...

wow, it's really cool. Super like ^_^